MOM23

11:12 pm: I kept the Salad Dressing because I liked it!
The majority of the posts in this LJ have been deleted with intent to alleviate any hurt feelings or genuine concern on the part of family members that could have misconstrude its content.
This will be my last post using this persona.

04:33 pm: Alright Already...
I read in someone's journals who I can't remember, but if contacts me I'll gladly link the following:
Ranch is like the khaki of salad dressings...or something like that. I shuttered. I got all denial like and ran to my fridge to prove I'm the furthest from Khaki...alas there it was the biggest fattest bottle of Hidden Valley Screaming out to me....I LOVE CHICKEN NUGGEST, CARROTS AND FRENCH FRIES! Of course it completely engulfed the Greek Dressing with the OPAH label. I love to love it. That caused me to muse a bit on my life and how soccer momish I've become. Me...queen of bucking the system. Then it hit me. I've lost me will to buck. I want to sniff and get glamed by the Lancôme gal at the Mall cosmetics counter. I want to find the oh so not to tight jeans to wear with my sweater set and matching leather ankle boots. Heaven forbid I miss a nail appointment! OH GOD can I own enough Longaberger?
Lets face it, married 5 years, three kids a mortgage, mini van and playdates is what I live for. I've had my chance to sample Tart French, Creamy Italian and Zesty Greek. I'm resigned. I'm settled. I want a side of Ranch with my life! Just don't get me started on Blue Cheese.
On a lighter note...we are probably going to buy 12.5 acres and build a house. I'm thinking Ranch...I mean Red for the kitchen.

01:24 pm: hi